Tsar Bomba

My friend bought a Tsar Bomba and now I want one too

Started by crimsonfoxglove • November 13, 2026 • 8 replies
crimsonfoxglove
crimsonfoxglove November 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM

So my buddy picked up a Tsar Bomba skeleton watch last week. I made fun of him for it, called it a wrist-mounted neutron star. Then he handed it to me and I spent the next ten minutes just rotating my wrist under every light in his kitchen. Now I can't stop thinking about it. The movement is honestly kind of hypnotic. Problem is I already have two skeletons and my partner is going to notice a third. Anyone here own one? Is it as good as it looks after the honeymoon phase, or is this just me falling for a shiny object?

sprocket_90
sprocket_90 November 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM

The Tsar Bomba is ridiculous ridiculous in the best way. It's not subtle. But it's a real skeleton, not a dial with some holes cut in it, which is more than I can say for half the stuff in that price range.

kettle_black
kettle_black November 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM

Ten minutes under kitchen lights is exactly how they get you. That's not a watch, that's a trap with a strap.

pondskater_92
pondskater_92 November 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM

Honeymoon phase is real though.I've owned mine about eight months now and I still catch myself staring at the balance wheel during meetings. The finish on the bridges is what surprised me most — I expected worse at the price. That said, it's heavy and the lug width makes strap shopping annoying. Not a dealbreaker, just something nobody warns you about.

moth_ash
moth_ash November 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM

just tell your partner it's the same watch with a different strap. works 60% of the time, every time

dovetail_junction
dovetail_junction November 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM

sprocket beat me to it but yeah — the distinction between an actual skeletonized movement and a 'skeleton dial' is the whole ballgame. I'd handle one in person before committing if I were you. Photos flatten the depth and you lose the sense of how the light plays across the anglage. Also seconding pondskater on the weight; it's not a featherweight office watch if that matters to you.

gray_cardigan
gray_cardigan November 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM

You made fun of him and then folded in under ten minutes. Respect the honesty at least. But no you're not crazy, that thing is designed to do exactly this to people.

three_oclock_somewhere
three_oclock_somewhere November 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM

Do we get to know what the two existing skeletons are? Because if one of them is already a busy openworked dial you might be stacking the same visual trick tice.

moth_ash
moth_ash November 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM

third skeleton is when the collection officially becomes a scream. embrace it

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